toon blast

A toon blast takes place while you are having intercours with a girl and you ask her to think of the penis of her favorite animated character while sticking at least one (but not limited to) finger up her rectum.

Toon blasted the shit out of Tay Tay last night bro!

by Bballz40 May 23, 2018

toods

Definition:
1. Slang term used in place of 'goodbye'. Often affectionately followed by the word 'cunt'.
2. To leave to go somewhere else.
3. To disappear or vanish

'I'm leaving.... toods'
'What time are we toodsing?'
'Where did my jumper toods to?'

by Moo December 6, 2004

Pro Tools

The world's leading recording technology.

I used Pro Tools to record and mix my new CD.

by Jam February 11, 2004

toon toon

Toon toon is a person that is considered to be half-witted and deprived of common sense. It's a person that is generally only capable of handling trivial tasks at best, but believes they are worthy of higher status and capable of achieving more. Common behavior of Toon Toons result in immediate failure or embarassment. Actions of Toon Toons create widespread humiliation and have negative effects on those close to them.

I'm new in town and just looking for a toon toon to drive me around all day.

by ToonToonCreator September 29, 2011

Toonblr

A community full of furries and robot fuckers. These Tumblr dorks completely deface the purpose of a children's game.

"I'm looking through the Toonblr tag and I found this porn of a furry and a robot. What the hell."

by askbellissimo February 21, 2017

Tallahasee Tonsel-Tickler

As your giving it to your woman from behind, you reach around front and shove your finger deep into her throat, causing her to begin vomitting, thereby causing her muscles to contract and clamp down on your crank.

I was hitting it hard last night, but something was still missing. So I decided to give her a good ol' Tallahasee Tonsel-Tickler!

by Psycho15t January 20, 2006

toolshed

When a male exudes attitude and arrogance from his carcass, but it is obviously much more of a facade than a reality after observing his appearance.

i.e. When a dude this he is the absolute shit, but is actually a big dipshit that rarely gets laid.

I cannot believe your friend Kim is enfatuated with Alan. That dude is the biggest damn toolshed I have ever seen in my life.

by TWON March 10, 2004