Texas Toilet Paper

That toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. Aptly named Texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don't take shit from nobody.

The company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now I wait til i get home to take a shit.

by Myname July 31, 2004

Skibidi Toilet

This skibidi toilet shit is a fucking cartoon with a head sticking out of a toilet bowl or something I dont fucking know, the only people who actually find it funny are crusty ass 4 year olds on youtube shorts. Im not ready for the rise of gen alpha god fucking damn it

Toddler 1: sticking out your gyat for the rizzlerrr 💯🔥🔥
Toddler 2: youre so skibidi 😍😘
Toddler 3: I looove skibidi toilet guyz❤️ 🔥

by LexiOLexi October 19, 2023

flush toilet syndrome

1. the act of refusing to flush the toilet at night of various reasons ie. waking people

2. an unexplained fear common in children who fear monsters shall attack from the bowl and will try and make distance as quick as possible between them and the toilet

3. a paranoia of the flushing toilet masking sounds of screams and footsteps. ie being attacked but screaming doesn't help as flushing to loud

"i totally had a flush toilet syndrome last night, i completely freaked"

by Dan Bennellick March 28, 2008

Toilet Paper

1. This is the shit ticket that your toilet eats
2. Once you go brown you flush it down

Is recycled toilet paper supposed to come in a tinted shade?

by Scotty Tissue November 15, 2010

spooning the toilet

The act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. Can also be observed if said person passes-out in position.

Approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on Josh's 21st birthday:

"Where's Josh?"

"He's already spooning the toilet."

"Did you get pictures?"

by bteen3 December 18, 2007

toilet hug

To vomit.
The act of vomiting, usually while sitting on the floor, withc both arms around the toilet.

1.Scot was hugging the toilet for the rest of the night after all that booze.
2.Katie went to the bathroom to toilet hug.

by zenboy3000 October 15, 2004

toilet-texter

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to use the toilet.

Sebastian: "I was texting with Karen the other day when she started naming her bowel movements and talking about bathroom stall graffiti. Do you think she was toilet-texting me?!"
Lucas: "Yeah, dude, that girl is definitely a toilet-texter. Her phone never leaves her hands!"

by simdave2000 May 6, 2010