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A tony is a very tiny person with the testosteron levels of a very tall guy.
This can cause extreme fits of anger and sexual drifts that can often get out of control.
Guy 1: “Shit man anthony is snorting tons of ketamine again…”
Guy 2: “Seriously? Shit man he really starts acting all Tony when he does that..”
Guy 1: “Yeah i hope there won’t be any girls at the club because he’ll definitley try fucking one”
Guy 2: “I can see the Tony in his eyes, i wouldn’t even be surprised is he tries to fuck a guy”
by Baroent March 15, 2022
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toilet paper. Tony is a noun and a thing but not a person’s name in the context of toilet paper. As something more personal though, we piss and shit all over tony. We cry our tears into tony and tony can make our lives hell by leaving us the quarter sheet for the clean up of a three coil spoiler. In essence tony can be trusted unless tony’s pillowy softness is breached. Sometimes tony hurts our buts. But for that pain tony is both a blessing and curse.
I’m worried about fights caused by the lack of tony on the grocery store shelves.
by lmodium March 28, 2022
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Tony
Popular Brooklyn name derived from the Italian word "Tonias" which translates to "Toenail."
Shout out to Tony Fox, creator of popular Earthbound clone "Deltarune," gotta be one of the gender ever.
by anonymous March 30, 2022
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Tony will give you the creeps at first, but once you get to know a tony he will seem like the funniest guy in the world. Tony has good intentions even if it doesn’t seem like it at first. Tony cares about his family- puts them first before anyone. Don’t get on Tony’s bad side. Tony is very good in bed and has a type for Italians. Keep tony safe because he is someone special.
Tony is q great guy
by Chicken9 April 23, 2022
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is dumb as fuck and likes to suck big cocks. Tony has a really little penis and if you give him you huge one he might break it cause he swallow every day.
Hey its tony.
Get away from him he might break your penis
Ahhh,
he broke me really, really, really big penis.
by ufhrnam<> April 29, 2022
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A man who literally just gets tattoos and fucks.
Have you seen Tony recently? Haven't seen that dude in so long. He's always so busy. He's just getting tattoos and fucking all the time.
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Tony is a big black guy who loves to say nigger.
by bigliggmahickylick May 31, 2022
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