doing ninety

Going fast, speeding up

We were doing ninety up the road

by Taylor FTW September 02, 2012

Doing a Kai

The term "Doing a Kai" is given to an individual when they are intoxicated and laying on the floor in a paralytic state in a pile of their own sick, screaming obscene words at passers by.

Bro, don't be doing a Kai in my kitchen alright?
Ahh mate I did a Kai last weekend.
Do you even Kai bro?

by lukeeh May 05, 2014

Doing an Ian

Sitting whilst doing work with no pants on

Oh look, Oli is 'Doing an Ian'

by Endorium February 13, 2018

Do the Epstein

To "commit suicide" while having powerful people with motivations for wanting you dead.

"Did you hear about Tim?"
"No, did he Do the Epstein after sleeping with the mayor's wife?"
"Yeah!"

by bustyorc August 31, 2019

Doing the Pablo

when you humping a pillow

I saw my brother humping that pillow and knew he was really doing the pablo

by Reddict January 10, 2022

Doing a Daniel

Posting a status on Facebook, then replying with multiple comments before anyone else has responded - i.e. having a conversation with yourself.

Doing a Daniel:

Daniel: Feeling happy today.

Daniel: Although I'm kind of sleepy.

Daniel: Might have a nap.

Daniel: Thanks for reading.

Daniel: That is all.

by Ryme November 12, 2011

Doing a Theresa

The sexual practice of fucking the police up the ass while taking a dump on the prison system.

The Prime minister of England is "Doing a Theresa" again.

by D. Grey March 29, 2019