1. (adj.) to masturbate excessively until one's penis falls off
2. (n.) the feeling of pain one gets after rubbing his penis too much
3. (adj.) to repeatedly ask for sexual favors esp. through text
4. (n.) an idiot, specifically of the nub or nubling family
2. (n.) the feeling of pain one gets after rubbing his penis too much
3. (adj.) to repeatedly ask for sexual favors esp. through text
4. (n.) an idiot, specifically of the nub or nubling family
1. "yo im so horny, im gonna chris so much tonight"
2. chris: i feel so chris
amanda: its from too much masturbating
3. "man im gonna just keep chrissing Amanda tonight until she comes over and sucks my dick"
4. mom: he put his christmas lights out in october
amanda: what a nub
mom: no, what a chris
2. chris: i feel so chris
amanda: its from too much masturbating
3. "man im gonna just keep chrissing Amanda tonight until she comes over and sucks my dick"
4. mom: he put his christmas lights out in october
amanda: what a nub
mom: no, what a chris
by rxkxdxx December 11, 2009
by boopboop1234 April 11, 2010
A man who's defined as a "player". He has no regard for woman's feelings, and is typically an asshole.
Mary: Dude, Chris just asked me out last night. He said that I was the only girl for him...but I said that I'll give him an answer later.
Martha: Really? He asked me out last night too...and I said yes.
Martha: Really? He asked me out last night too...and I said yes.
by 1234eucalyptus November 15, 2010
The Chris is a very funny type of man. Usually can be spotted around the town, or cracking jokes with his friends. The Chris is EXTREMELY clumsy nonetheless. But that is one of the reasons he is just so funny. It is a well known fact that many of the common Chris species are quite talented in the art of Karate.
Point is, The Chris, is a really kind species!!!
Point is, The Chris, is a really kind species!!!
by LethalBlackBerryLips August 24, 2019
some idiot who searched up his own name
by aninternetnoob February 11, 2019