water bottling

When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.

John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.

by BPhizzle November 24, 2005

Gatorade Bottle

A plastic vessel used to store ejaculated fluids collected while out-to-sea.

I want to see if I can fill my gatorade bottle in the next four months.

by Danielitus October 25, 2008

bottle opener

The key to a cold, refreshing and delicious paradise.
The worst thing to forget when going camping.

One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"

by Jeffrey Douglas December 6, 2006

Bottle Ho

A girl attracted by bottle service.

We popped bottles at the club and soon enough we were surrounded by bottle hos.

by Spider99 August 20, 2012

Bottle Buck

The act of committing sexual acts in public

That man is going to pull a bottle buck with his feet.

by Billyblown February 20, 2018

Bottle Return

Removing a bottle from a patient ass. They usually do this for pleasure, but they will always make up an excuse of how it got there.

We had to perform a bottle return on John to get the coke bottle out of his ass.

by dr slang September 4, 2012

mouth bottle

bottle used to spit chewing tobacco in.

me and my boy skat were chewing some bear and my mom came in and told us to make sure we clean up our mouth bottles.

by bigez19 June 6, 2010