Guy: "Wow, did you see her tits?! Those are incredible"
Girl: "She just found a cure for AIDs and resolved the energy crisis, and all you can focus on are her boobs?"
Guy: "What can I say? She's a real Tits McGhee"
Girl: "She just found a cure for AIDs and resolved the energy crisis, and all you can focus on are her boobs?"
Guy: "What can I say? She's a real Tits McGhee"
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When a man ejaculates into a tissue and accidentally leaves the tissue to lay around. When it is found later, it is usually very stiff and not bendable.
by Dr. Winston O' Boogie March 6, 2008
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Its the ideal reply that overthrows pretty much any insult directed to you. Its a fast, effortless, efficiant, come back.
Bro 1: Hey man you smell like shit
Bro 2: Your mom's tits
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Bro 1: Ewww you look like sloppy today
Bro 2: Yeah, so did your mom's tits
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Bro 1: Dude why are you talking to Michelle she gets around
Bro 2: So do your mom's tits
Bro 2: Your mom's tits
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Bro 1: Ewww you look like sloppy today
Bro 2: Yeah, so did your mom's tits
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Bro 1: Dude why are you talking to Michelle she gets around
Bro 2: So do your mom's tits
by Dumpster Bagel July 1, 2009
Get the Your mom's tits mug.Tissue excreted from the anus. The tissue is almost always wast food product. Used as a synonym for poop and crap by more refined intelligent individuals such as George W. Bush and Napoleon. Can be expelled as partof a classy sex act known as the Hot Carl
Napoleon: Greetings I apologize for my tardiness, it twas unavoidable due to my expulsion of large amounts of fecal tissue.
by Napoleon I Emporer of the French August 13, 2006
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Borat: Who is this car that follow us? I wish it didn't follow us anymore.
Driving Instructor: Oh, I don't know.
Borat: Maybe we lose them.
Driving Instructor: No, we better not lose them.
Borat: yelling at the passing car Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits!
Driving Instructor: All right. We'll make a right turn up here.
Driving Instructor: Oh, I don't know.
Borat: Maybe we lose them.
Driving Instructor: No, we better not lose them.
Borat: yelling at the passing car Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits!
Driving Instructor: All right. We'll make a right turn up here.
by Asweetin' August 10, 2008
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