Fiddle Me Timbers

An exclamation when you are both bummed and surprised at the same time, while drunk.

Bob knocks over Dude's beer.
Dude says "Fiddle me timbers! Bob get me a new beer!"

by KeyD February 27, 2011

copious spare time

The amount of time left in a day that is completely booked, which is to say, none.

Well, I have three finals today, a baseball game this afternoon and a date this evening, so I'd be happy to read your psych paper in my copious spare time.

by PsychoPuppyDad October 22, 2011

omori/bo en my time

my time is a song that plays at the bad ending of OMORI a game about trauma and depression this song plays while SPOILER WARNING! the main character jumps off a hospital building in the bad ending. the lyrics repeat "oyasumi" which means "good night" in japanese. tho the good endings song is named "good morning" the meaning of good night in this song can be that he will go into a forever sleep.

hey dude have you heard "omori/bo en my time"?
yes i heard it in the bad ending of omori

by BASIL SUPREMACY June 22, 2022

long ass time

An amount of time so great that it is no longer measurable by units of time and is instead measured by units of assness.

I've been sitting in this traffic jam for a long ass time.

by 28MONEYCASHMONEY87 October 1, 2013

scissor me timbers

A phrase used in a south park episode where Mr. or Ms. Garrison explored being a lesbian. Garrison was in bed with another woman "scissoring" (in which two women inter-lock each others legs for sexual arrousal). it is at this time that Garrison becomes excited and says "Oh yeah scissor me timbers!!!".

Lesbian: "I haven't gotten a piece of ass in a while I really wish somebody would scissor me timbers."

by Steven Siravo April 21, 2007

justin timberlake

A hot famous guy who can sing, dance & act, what more could you want?!

That Justin Timberlake is hot, dude

by 1405Jess July 8, 2007

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.

Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005