tila nguyen

The hottest woman on the earth. 'david' is a fucking moron, she doesn't have 'the hugest tites'. While her boobs aren't that big she's way hotter than any other female.

shes mine motherfuckers, i actually HAVE had sex with her. Beat that, motherfuckers.

by tila'sman April 10, 2004

Tilda Swinton

A tall, pale, otherworldly figure of indeterminate sex.

Back in the 70's Bowie pulled a Tilda Swinton.

by MiloVenus May 24, 2008

teleased

past tense of telease(to bust a nut)

another definition is to shoot web

oh man,I just saw some great p00rn on 4chan and I teleased all over my keyboard!!

by the real doodooface April 24, 2008

tilaboo

A guy who runs around with no pants on and slaps people in the face with his penis.

Chris Etchison runs around and hits people with his small penis.

What a tilaboo....

by Chayse Smith January 12, 2010

tilmann

tilmann is a really really crazy Person. Sometimes a bit shy but cute. He has a very big heart and is one of the best person on this planet. Tilmann is also so hot as fuck, omg. And his dick is the biggest of all

Girl: Oh my god Tilmann is sooooooo cute, I´m gonna die.

Boy: Tilmann is one of my best mates. You can have everytime fun with him!

by kuddelbush2016 January 4, 2017

sloppy tilapia

That good good coochie

Oh my god, officer, I told her 13 times I was a fucking Mario cosplayer and she still wouldn't give me that sloppy tilapia!

by ab28472 May 3, 2019

let's get tiled

getting drunk; fucked up; so messed up it's like trying to walk on slippery tiled floors

yo, you tryna drink tonight? Let's get tiled!

by baethots July 26, 2014