Ticking Rolex

Somebody who pretends to be more rich than he really is.

A: Man, I can't believe Laura's boyfriend picked up the tab for dinner that night! It came to almost 150 dollars.

B: You think he is rich? He is a Ticking Rolex. I was the one who gave him a lift home because he didn't have enough money to hail a cab that night. He was just trying to impress her.

by Shine Raju June 16, 2007

Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint class. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth.

Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school, amateur!

by Bruce Slaypiece November 3, 2008

ticketyfuckityboo

When something spectacularly crap happens to you that's out of your control

''Yeah Joe imagine my delight when I rang the help desk and was on hold for 20 mins only to be cut off, ticketyfuckityboo''

by Tiest-o-holic May 14, 2009

Ticket Trauma

The state that arises when you are having a shit and you realise there is no toilet paper remaining or very little.

Derivative of Shit Ticket for toilet paper

Lewis rang me from the toilet the other day, suffering from some serious ticket trauma

Had to jump in the shower after a shit today, i hate ticket trauma

by Belgiannurse June 12, 2011

ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.

My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.

by loopit October 26, 2015

dream ticket

slang for opium. the ticket to dreams.

I need to score some dream ticket.

by Layne August 17, 2004

slut ticket

Noun.
1)a ticket given to a slut.

walking around in a tank top and shorts late at night, and a cop stops them and gives them a ticket for looking like a slut. The cop can give them a slut ticket.

by ladedaa March 4, 2009