An army comprised of 150 pairs of homosexual lovers. The army won every battle until it was finally defeated by Philip of Macedonia and his son Alexander the Great. When Philip saw the lovers dead side by side, he wept and said, "Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered any thing that was base." He then buried them with honor. Plato wrote about their code of ethics.
"If there were only some way of contriving that a state or an army should be made up of lovers and their loves, they would be the very best governors of their own city, abstaining from all dishonour, and emulating one another in honour; and when fighting at each other's side, although a mere handful, they would overcome the world. For what lover would not choose rather to be seen by all mankind than by his beloved, either when abandoning his post or throwing away his arms? He would be ready to die a thousand deaths rather than endure this. Or who would desert his beloved or fail him in the hour of danger? The veriest coward would become an inspired hero, equal to the bravest, at such a time; Love would inspire him." Plato: "Symposium"
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Uses the old English words nay (meaning "no") and thee ( meaning you)
Although this is the grammatically incorrect version of Nay Thou, this version has been accepted more commonly by the meme community.
Uses the old English words nay (meaning "no") and thee ( meaning you)
Although this is the grammatically incorrect version of Nay Thou, this version has been accepted more commonly by the meme community.
Normie 1: Thy mother art a homosexual!
Normie 2: Nay Thee!
Intellectual: Actually It's "Nay Thou"...
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Normie 2: Nay Thee!
Intellectual: Actually It's "Nay Thou"...
*Both Normies*: Ur granny tranny
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Often used when condescension is desired, this term leaves a lasting sting that can only be made by citing shakespeare. Confusion, hurt, and self-doubt often are common side effects experienced by its victims. To be used wisely, or not to be used at all.
Often used when condescension is desired, this term leaves a lasting sting that can only be made by citing shakespeare. Confusion, hurt, and self-doubt often are common side effects experienced by its victims. To be used wisely, or not to be used at all.
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He has been known to hold the most varied attributes, from omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, omnibenevolence, a whole lot of omnigrrence, to, the Virgo complexity, and a Mac with internet connection.
His main focuses are gutters, the Chinese three hundred store treats, and last but not the least, the damn Italians.
Despite all his magnificence, his presence only requires air conditioner and, at least, once a day, meat.
Thee god has also been found as to be the best corporeal existence ever, the source of all immoral urges, and hopefully the "greatest conceivable eternal shag".
He’s also a damn great kisser.
He has been known to hold the most varied attributes, from omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, omnibenevolence, a whole lot of omnigrrence, to, the Virgo complexity, and a Mac with internet connection.
His main focuses are gutters, the Chinese three hundred store treats, and last but not the least, the damn Italians.
Despite all his magnificence, his presence only requires air conditioner and, at least, once a day, meat.
Thee god has also been found as to be the best corporeal existence ever, the source of all immoral urges, and hopefully the "greatest conceivable eternal shag".
He’s also a damn great kisser.
ME: Thee god, see you were right again.
ME: On wiki, they say they used mortar on that fifteen hundred’s aqueduct structure.
YOU: I know...
ME: Oh that’s true.
ME: You know everything and you’re always right!
ME: Can you tell me one other thing?
YOU: Virgo!
ME: Damn… you rule!
YOU: Fine... keep being sarcastic...
ME: On wiki, they say they used mortar on that fifteen hundred’s aqueduct structure.
YOU: I know...
ME: Oh that’s true.
ME: You know everything and you’re always right!
ME: Can you tell me one other thing?
YOU: Virgo!
ME: Damn… you rule!
YOU: Fine... keep being sarcastic...
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LOKI, I say thee nay! Thou shalt ne'er wed the fair SIF...
...though the Legions of Asgard be hurled against me.
...though the Legions of Asgard be hurled against me.
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