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Terror Wank

To wank under extreme horror or terror, usually under extreme, life or death circumstances as a last attempt at pleasure. Characterized by furious masturbation accompanied by screams and shouts.
Captain Bob: "Attention passengers, fasten all safety belts-we are heading for a crash landing."
Terrified passenger: "Time for a terror wank..." *Fap fap fap*
by Nickwalks October 26, 2011
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Fatty wank

Artwork or photographs of BBW or SSBBW that men will jerk off to. A phrase coined by an artist called Krampuskind.
John went down to the pr0n shop to buy some fatty wank.
by Lupine the 3rd January 24, 2012
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Bradworthy Wank

The act of masturbating in your living room while trying to get caught by the Google Street View car.
As soon as I saw the car coming round the corner by the Bradworthy Inn, I ran home, flopped it out and start it furiously Bashing the Bishop, in the hopes that the image of me choking my chicken would live forever on Google Street View.

Best Bradworthy Wank I ever had.
by EducatedBumpkin March 26, 2022
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Sanity Wank

A sanity wank is when you get so wound up and frustrated and the only way to cure it is via masturbation, so to stop yourself going insane you have a sanity wank
Sarah is such a tease, she was winding me up all night, I had to have a sanity wank when i got home or I swear I would of gone insane
by Lostpure August 25, 2010
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Wank cannon

A person(s) who literally fires there seaman a large distance.
i.e. hitting your hair, shoulder or over your head and splatting it on every-day items.
Jack: Where did it go?
Sally: I can't find it!
Jack: Oh, its on the curtains.
Sally: Wow! You're a real wank cannon Jack.
by vValentine February 4, 2010
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Pan wanking

When cooking, you shake the pan backwards and forwards to stir or shake the contents without the use of a utensil.

Mostly done by chefs
"need a spoon?"
"no thanks, i'm happy pan wanking."
by Blue_devil February 28, 2009
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Not Worth a Wank

To describe a situation or occasion beneath ones-self, comparable to being beneath ones lowest level of masturbation.

An act that does not live up to expectation
John: Hey bill, have you seen that new horror movie, ya know the one that's really sick?

Bill: Yeah Ive seen it and trust me its 'not worth a wank'
by Myerpheus April 12, 2012
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