by Cidujwjdb July 6, 2019

A name that actually exists outside of dog breeding. Dane is a perfect dude who is nice and funny and smart. All my Twitter feed is rn is people getting their names defined. But I wasn’t lucky enough to get a definition, so i’m making one my own damn self.
Dane is the coolest dude in all of Texas, which isn’t too cool to begin with, but we’ll give him credit anyway.
by thisguydane July 11, 2018

One of the most funnest guys to be around. He is very funny. And really cute. He may seem like the one that doesnt like to talk much, but when he's around his friends, hes hilarious. Dane's always have an ugly body, and wont push girls too much. Dane's are just short and don’t pull girls. They are the kids who sit in the corner at a party or with girls.
Girl 1: Hey where were you last night?
Girl 2: With a Dane(:
Girl 1: Really?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's gay ! You have to find a Dane, they're supper ugly short and gay !
by dawgy November 24, 2009
Girl 2: With a Dane(:
Girl 1: Really?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's gay ! You have to find a Dane, they're supper ugly short and gay !
by dawgy November 24, 2009
by anonymous November 21, 2023

A derogatory term usually used to refer to the mentally disabled, such as those with down syndrome or any form severe retardation, also commonly used against those with speech disorders.
"Look at this fucking Dane!" he said while pointing at the disabled man walking down the street.
"Speak properly you sound like a Dane" he said after his friend mispronounced something.
"Speak properly you sound like a Dane" he said after his friend mispronounced something.
by DenmarkHater March 13, 2025

A fucking legend a funny guy and does not give one shit about anything other than his family and friends
by Rowlett May 6, 2020

A guy that acts gay, but no one knows if they actually are or not. Usually a guy that was raised with just sisters.
by nailshurt September 30, 2023

Name of a really cool human who, amongst friends and coworkers, is also seen as a metaphorical danish, any flavor. Flaky when the time is right, full of flavor when you take another bite.
Them: “Every time I see one of these delicious cream-cheesy pastries, I think of the greatest lover of my life…”
Their Friend: “Was their name Dane?”
Them: “Mmhmm.”
Their friend: “Mmhmm…”
Their Friend: “Was their name Dane?”
Them: “Mmhmm.”
Their friend: “Mmhmm…”
by SerraBard November 23, 2021
