Bleeding snake

Is when you suck a cock so god dam long it starts cumming blood

Stop sucking babe I’m about to get a bleeding snake!

by Moose calf69 June 27, 2020

false brain bleed

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.

false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages

by a lack of validation November 8, 2020

Penile Bleeding

When one bleeds from the penile region.

Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"

by SpiritOfWuTang December 1, 2017

bleeding flu

1.when a female is on her period and is hanging with friends and the friend gets their period the next day.

"god dammit Kelly, you gave me the bleeding flu!!!!"
"it wasn't my fault Barbara."

"fucking Kelly."

by big things small things May 10, 2018

Bleed

An expression of distaste or disgust. Additionally, a "bleeder" is a reference to anyone the speaker dislikes.

"They've put me on latrine duty? That bleeds!"

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Bleeding cully

One who parts easily with his money, especially a cony who's been bobbed.

That bleeding cully got ripped off when he bought that black diamond. What a sucker he was!

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart

doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain

by BelgiumBoy69 August 9, 2021