Tube Planker

A derogatory term for a snowboarder.

That guy is a total tube planker!

by Jonny-O January 26, 2010

Tube Stars

The youtube voting system stars for videos...

"hey i liked your video on youtube i gave you 5/5 tube stars!!!"

by Anon238955 February 21, 2010

tube scraper

A turd of considerable size. Usually a highfiber one that due to its girth seems to scrape out your poop tube one the way out.

Ah, man I took such a tube scraper I could actually see the toilet sweat.

by Big Dundooley May 14, 2005

nude tubing

the act of looking for porn on a non-pornographic website
i.e. youtube, wikipedia, facebook

eric: hey what are you doing?
dan: nothin much just nude tubing on youtube.

eric: why dont you just go to a real porn site?

by Reborn5 June 15, 2010

hippy tube

n. A home-made device, usually crafted out of fabric softener sheets, a spent toilet paper roll and a rubber band. The hippy tube will greatly reduce the average pot-smokers risk of being caught by any type of authority figure. If 8 out of 9 pot-smokers use the Hippy Tube during 90% of all cannibus consumption, scent of burnt reefer will be reduced by up to 3x, where x is number of weeds smoked. Also more commonly referred to as a "hippy stick" in the South.

"Donnie, will you please include the hippy tube when you pass me that blunt? Mom's in the kitchen and she already thinks your stoned off of numerous drugs."

by Matthew Metzger, Donnie Mead October 13, 2007

boob tube

television. Negative connotation.

I see you're watching the boob tube again. Don't you think 6 hours of t.v. watching is enough for one day?

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

lube tube

Sexual lubricant dispenser. Usually in the form of a toothpaste-like tube. Used during the act of anal sex.

Clive, grab that lube tube and grease up. I'm going in.

by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008