Gay-Snail

A person that goes to sleep before all the bro's while having a great time playing video games.

Hey guys, imma go to sleep
- HAAAA fucking gay-snail, get a life bro.

by GnouleMEMES February 23, 2020

snail blade

To slowly sabotage someone or something; To bring a relationship or events to an end slowly; kill slowly

We snail bladed them and before they knew it, we stole the deal.

by All day 1978 May 3, 2021

Snail skid

When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.

(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.

(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.

by MegawaffleBallz January 29, 2021

Turbo Snail

When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.

Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!

Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

Snail Eyes

When somebody is so fucked they have inadequate eye usage

Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes

by Jesus3000 December 9, 2008

snail with a helmet

A dick that has been circumcised.

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005

Snail trail

When you cum into your significant other and launch them across the floor ass down, causing them to slide, leaving a "snail trail".

"I pulled a snail trail on gf last night to save her from cleaning herself up afterwards" "nice bro"

"my gay roommate leaves a snail trail on the kitchen floor whenever he brings someone back home from the local gay bar"

by ʎǝuoɯʎǝuoɯʎǝuoW December 17, 2019