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Picking the carpet

When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock
Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.
by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017
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pick picketing

I am a proponent of equality for all people not just black people.that would be pick picketing
by I am kogi August 6, 2023
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Shit and pick

This is where a lady shits on a mans dick during the course of sex, pick means the lady could have picked if she wanted to take the shit it’s often occurring after having deep anal sex with the lady needing the toilet
“Aaaaw fuck yeah baby *shits*” “why did you take a shit and pick on me?”
by TheChoppers April 10, 2019
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Mortgage Pick

A pick in sports betting that one is extremely confident in and would be willing to put their mortgage on.
John: What are you guys picks this week?
Rory: My mortgage pick is the Mets Moneyline.
James: I would put my mortgage on that pick as well.
by OutTheBox September 13, 2020
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pick a lock

open a lock with an instrument other than the proper key.
Where did you learn to pick a lock?
by Frandevias April 4, 2018
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Plum Picking

Sexual act; The act of wetting one's thumb and inserting it into their partners anus, followed by rapidly pulling their thumb back out and saying the phrase "What a good boy(girl) am I".
The wife likes to role play, so I said I'd be Jack Horner and she could be the Christmas pie. That night I went Plum Picking.
by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021
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pelican pick

When a female member of the staff picks their lady parts using a finger pose that resembles a predatory beaked bird.
Did you see Jane at the copier doing the Pelican Pick??!!?!?
by Dickdick84 March 7, 2015
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