package face

someone who repeatedly gets hit in the face with a ''package'' ( she takes it in the face)

"brittany allen is a package face"

by kayla weeks May 30, 2008

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Wacky Packages

Series of trading cards produced by Topps Parodying consumer products

Wacky Packages is the best

by SPrice1980 April 11, 2022

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Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms

Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me

by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024

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ship a package

Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.

I shall return in 1 hour I have got to go SHIP A PACKAGE.

by Treebonics December 10, 2019

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Package Boy

Neil's obviously preferred nickname :

Me: " awww you're such a cute package boy! "
Him: " SHUT UP "

by someonesdaughterisusingthislol February 20, 2022

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When a person who was used to gather information and find a suspected bed head haha , who died his hair blonde , then choked a chicken and spanked a monkey , after a short black coffee , no longer is needed because they have got all the bed heads back into a bed now and off the street , They get red undies from haemorrhoids and explosive shitting

Oh hey man heard you choked the chicken and they found out you might be a bed head hiding in public like you’re actually not too lazy to have a home , so they offered you the redundies package for you to just accept your too scared or too lazy or too bed head to ever succeed in life.

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

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