mayonnaise

a instrument

i played the mayonnaise at school today

by lit-yeeter September 16, 2018

Mayonnaise Warrior

Some Bullshit Morgan made up with her friend and now she thinks its an entire movement.

You are such a Mayonnaise Warrior. Imagine not liking cock sliding down your throught

by cockdevourer88 July 21, 2020

mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.

"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."

by whomstpumpkin June 07, 2018

Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.

She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.

by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018

Mayonnaise Sandwich

Dartmouth, NS slang for a cream pie.

Lana enjoyed a mayonnaise sandwich in her bathroom after her work Christmas party.

by Cr8ivewonder December 02, 2018

jonathan mayonnaise

The sexiest man know to man kind

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*

by Adam of the Jones Variety April 12, 2023

mayonnaise head

Dirty ass Mexican

Stupid ass mayonnaise head

by Fortnox January 15, 2015