schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015

Greg's List

Very much like Craig's List, except the shit being sold were stolen from the workplace. Items such as vacuum cleaners.

Where the fuck is the drill?? "Have you checked on Greg's List?" If that piece of shit stole it, I'm going to burn him in his wood-fire pizza oven.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 22, 2020

nonce list

List where nonces are put on it

*Another word for sex offenders register*

Your dads on the nonce list

by MicrowavedNigward November 21, 2019

Wall list

A list of things women need or want to do before they hit the wall.

Getting a tramp-stamp is on her wall list

by Mig-U-el September 8, 2009

mutton list

A list composed of people who you just want to hit upside the head with a leg o' mutton. Also, it can include the reason why you would like to do so.

Mutton List:
1. Brad Pitt-beard
2. Ty- the pencil thrower
3. Austin- the shemale

by kanickys654 March 23, 2010

trucket list

Travel bucket list (J.V.).

Halo halo, I've always wanted to try it - it's on my trucket list!

by Anonymous Janugie February 4, 2018

UF List

The unwritten (or written) list a person keeps of the most Un-Fuckable people they know.

I just heard that Eric ****** is at the top of every woman in Eastern Idaho's UF List. What a hideous bastard he must be.

by Waiting for Never November 20, 2015