creamy grandma

When the excitement is so insane it makes you moister than grandma's pumpkin pie.

Here are your favorite cookies honey. Oh my God I am literally a creamy grandma right now. I'm boutta buss.

by Bastiian November 15, 2021

coastal grandma

A person, not necessarily a grandma who gives off both grandma and beach vibes. They love the beach and have or are planning to have a ocean themed bathroom

“Wow she’s very into the beach but she has an old sole” “yeah she’s definitely a coastal grandma”

by A genuis about coastal grandma June 14, 2022

Sloppy Grandma

It is when you get a blowjob from an old woman without teeth

"hey dude i got a sloppy grandma from mikes grandma last nigt"
"damn bro what the hell"

by nletsgo12 November 30, 2021

Wet grandma

The action of spitting on your hand and either smacking or fingering a grandma

“Hey can I give you the wet grandma. ;)”

by No kool April 16, 2021

Trophy Grandma

A grandma that looks like they could be your mom.

Cashier: "Going shopping with your mom today?"
Kid: "Nah, I just got a trophy grandma."

by Stupid Freshman Club September 16, 2018

Nevaehs grandma

A homophone who pushes people off sinks

"Wow my grandma did that not me!"-vaeh nevaehs grandma

by The new bitch on da block February 12, 2022

grandma weed

A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.

Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.

by Professor S1gmus November 15, 2016