Bar fruit

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.

Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

frosty fruit

A word used to say someone is a prostitute.

Look over there, that’s the local frosty fruit!

by Doggy9302😘 March 28, 2019

fruits of the colon

the smell given off from either excrement or flatulence.

Steve ate sliders before going out. Anyone at the club enjoyed the fruits of the colon.

by dirrrttttyyyy Red November 20, 2011

Fruit Sticker

A girls tattoo. Across her lower back or hip area. New boyfriends hate them and can't peel them off.

She's pretty hot.. But she has a big Fruit Sticker goin on.

by Lance Blaisdell May 19, 2005

Fruit Loops

Fruit Loops are gay Cherios.

Fruit Loops are so fruity they are gay Cherios.

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007

purse fruit

A piece of fruit (i.e. banana, plum, apple) that is found in the bottom of a woman's purse, and is often warm and of questionable freshness.

I was really hungry, but we were stuck in traffic when Diana offered me a piece of purse fruit.

by Dave Newport May 3, 2007

cocktail fruit

A man's genitals

"She was yearning for his cocktail fruit"

by urbanmama5 March 19, 2015