crotch cricket

A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.

Elspeth has a splendid herd of crotch crickets.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007

moon cricket

Name given to look-outs that stand on the corner and make an audible sound with their mouths to alert drug dealers when a police car approaches.

***Police car comes around the corner.*** "Whoo-eeee!"
Officer 1 says to Officer 2, "Damn moon crickets gave us up already!"

by SLS September 15, 2005

Moon Cricket

A racial slur that can be used for a variety of ethnicities, with different meanings for each as defined below:

When used against a Black person: Person goes out making noise at night.
When used against a white person: Big Eyes and gangly legs.
When used against an Asian person: Snotty violinist who's afraid of the sun.

Well look what we got there Sally! Moon crickets in all shape and forms.

by Theonlyrealdefiner August 1, 2019

moon cricket

A black person who is very loud during the night playing rap music and screaming like monkeys.

I hate these moon crickets cominginto our neighbourhood.

by mooncricket69420 July 9, 2019

Cricket Skitter

When a bitches legs are so damn fat it looks like they are tryin to eat her vagina

Damn her cricket skitter looks hungry

by bennyfucker July 12, 2009

Crotch Crickets

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.

She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.

by i have a fake name December 9, 2010

paper cricket

A new push pin that has a clip, which allows for papers to be slipped into without puncturing or damaging the piece. Good for artists, students, businessmen, and teachers.

John: "You have any tacks I can borrow?"
George: "I got paper crickets you can use."

by Modica4uall May 30, 2011