Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.

"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."

by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011

garbage package

The most disgusting, uninteresting thing you've ever seen, tried, or tasted. The easiest way to let people know you're not about to try something again.

Man, the lingo these kids use nowadays is straight garbage package, fam.

by CaptainCoolArrow February 3, 2023

Package mode

When you expect a package to arrive soon and are actively anticipating its arrival.

"My new Lego set finally came in yesterday. The package arrived at 6 PM, but I was in full package mode since 2 lmao"

by Inlovewithabsol May 12, 2023

That "Package"

HIV/AIDS

Damn, did you hear about Darren James
....the pornstar that fucked around in Brazil and came back with; that "PACKAGE"?!?!!😲

by pornstar1 May 14, 2023

Redundies package

When a person who was used to gather information and find a suspected bed head haha , who died his hair blonde , then choked a chicken and spanked a monkey , after a short black coffee , no longer is needed because they have got all the bed heads back into a bed now and off the street , They get red undies from haemorrhoids and explosive shitting

Oh hey man heard you choked the chicken and they found out you might be a bed head hiding in public like you’re actually not too lazy to have a home , so they offered you the redundies package for you to just accept your too scared or too lazy or too bed head to ever succeed in life.

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Wacky Packages

A series of humorous trading cards featuring parodies of consumer products.

Wacky Packages are the best trading cards.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

Poverty Package

Basic cable

Jim used to make $96,000 a year and have all the channels. Now he's unemployed and has to settle for the poverty package.

by Isthereanynamesavaliable January 17, 2022