Gas Ass

Gas Ass is a terrible condition in which a person is constantly letting out extremely stinky farts. Another name for this is "Chronic Flatulence" but "Gas Ass" is easier to remember and it's more modern. After a period of time of having Gas Ass, the butt will smell like stinky poop for the next 24 hours. Gas Ass is so bad that the farts stink up the entire room and it smells so bad that everyone else in the room has to leave while moaning, coughing, wheezing, etc. and putting their noses in their shirts and their eyes close. Usually they will be cursing, screaming, etc. When one has Gas Ass, you can literally see a cloud of brown hover around their butt. Gas Ass is a condition that no one should have and should be treated as soon as it's discovered.

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Situation 1:

Calvin was sitting in class one day when he started to absolutely rip ass and loud and horrible-smelling as humanly possible.

Michael: Dude, Calvin has the worst case of Gas Ass ever!
Dude: I know!

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Situation 2:

Calvin has Gas Ass later that night and is absolutely ripping ass at the dinner table.

The Dad: Calvin, that smells f*cking terrible, what is your sh*t?

Sister: OHMYGODITSMELLSSOBAD!!!!!!!!!!!

The mom then passes out while the sister and the dad evacuate the room while Calvin has a big smile on his face.

by TheGasAssMaster December 4, 2012

Gas Whore

Someone who sucks dick for gas money

Crystal had no gas money for her car, so she became a gas whore

by Jennf May 9, 2006

Gas Fucked

A play on the expression "ass fucked". When the price of gas rises so high it is likened to anal sex and the pain often associated therein.

Guy 1: Damn it man, it cost 50 bucks to fill up my car

Guy 2: You totally got gas fucked

by jdbombassmofo December 2, 2011

Ejaculation of gas

A posh term for farting

I: What was that noise
C: Ejaculation of gas

by IXKD December 16, 2020

Ivan Ga

When you ask a guy "How are you?" and he say "I am like Ivan Ga", it means that he is cool af.

- "Hey, man! How are you?"
- "I am just like Ivan Ga!"

by SlaviIsSlav October 6, 2020

Gas Laser

A type of fart that sounds like a laser. Somewhat rare. Tends to mainly be a girl's fart, though it is unknown why.

Beware my gas laser!

by Seraphxzero December 26, 2007

Perv Gas

Aftershave, typically the overpowering variety worn by fifteen and sixteen year old boys in the vain attempt to impress girls and convince them they are real men and a force to be reckoned with.

“Did you smell the overpowering perv gas off that lad?”

“Yeah, it was the great smell of shit”

by CraigF August 18, 2008