A malay gangster who speaks thai and tends to go for regular muaythai sessions in between lunch breaks during work
by AhBangGas August 16, 2018
The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).
Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
by phoenix is a simp October 19, 2021
u will die. Ur ass will explode if u catch this deadly disease. Keep clear of thai potatoes or face this type of diarrhoea.
by orangasm February 02, 2020
Thai-Thu is a Vietnamese girl full of hidden charms. She may seem like a quiet, shy girl when you look at her, but after you befriend her you’ll meet the talkative, easy-going, kind-hearted and beautiful girl that she is. Thai-Thu is very likeable and can get along with almost anyone. She has a lot of acquaintances, but only a couple really close friends.
Boy 1: Whats your ideal type, bro?
Boy 2: I don’t know, man. I just want a trustworthy, smart girl. Wouldn’t hurt if she plays the piano and loves being physical too.
Boy 1: Oh, you mean a thai-thu?
Boy 2: I don’t know, man. I just want a trustworthy, smart girl. Wouldn’t hurt if she plays the piano and loves being physical too.
Boy 1: Oh, you mean a thai-thu?
by blueturtlepie January 13, 2018
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?
RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.
MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.
RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup 🍜 PHO.
MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?
RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? 😟
MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?
RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.
MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.
RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup 🍜 PHO.
MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?
RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? 😟
by THAI 💩 February 16, 2025
THAI SOUP is...a dom/domme tell the male sub to gets a blow of cold water then tie a pice of string/shoe lace around his nuts and between them and then put his nuts and dick in to the water for about 5minutes, then he has to cum into the water then he has to drink it, thats THAI soup
DOMME said to her sub "THAI SOUP" then the male sub made a thai soup and drink it and thank his Domme for the soup
by DOMME greaves January 30, 2019
by ApricotFields May 23, 2025