As in "check out the chick buying the knockup test, everybody.
Wonder what must be going through her head? Yeah, well, since you asked, a family of mayonnaise-guzzling giants is trying to suck me into their suburban nightmare, and there's a solid chance that I have an Eriksen the size of a 15-pound turkey growing inside of me!
Wonder what must be going through her head? Yeah, well, since you asked, a family of mayonnaise-guzzling giants is trying to suck me into their suburban nightmare, and there's a solid chance that I have an Eriksen the size of a 15-pound turkey growing inside of me!
by Shisui November 3, 2015
Get the knockup testmug. 1. Human Torture
2. Worst nightmare
3. Used to embarrass yourself in front of your friends
4. Has a voice of a demon
2. Worst nightmare
3. Used to embarrass yourself in front of your friends
4. Has a voice of a demon
by HelloHello12345678 October 24, 2019
Get the Beep Testmug. by Puay November 9, 2017
Get the Roofie Testmug. When one takes a bubble in test (preferably a scantron) and can only think about how hard that song would be on guitar hero.
"Blimey this would be a
hard song on expert" John
"Yeah bitch I couldn't due it on hard" Rick
"Stop cheating rick" Teacher
"Sorry mam his Note-In tests is a beast come take a gander"
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"Good crimany you are right"
hard song on expert" John
"Yeah bitch I couldn't due it on hard" Rick
"Stop cheating rick" Teacher
"Sorry mam his Note-In tests is a beast come take a gander"
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"Good crimany you are right"
by Udstanence January 8, 2009
Get the Note-In Testsmug. A determination of whether a headline, in particular a ridiculous-sounding headline, would look out of place if reported by the comedy newspaper The Onion, which is known for 'reporting' fictional news stories frequently of the satirical or ridiculous variety.
by Kaydiv April 21, 2011
Get the Onion testmug. {Noun}- Commonly used amongst High School and College students. Test Week is the week prior to your exams (average 1 test and 2 quizzes every day and the occasional double tester). Its the second worst week of the year after exam week. This week happens because all the teachers procrastinate and give you tests,quizzes,and papers trying to put in final grades for that semester and for college students that sucks. So technically it is 2 weeks of all nighters. See and the thing is you have to do well on these or else your quarter average will go down. Test Week usually happens the second week of December and 2 weeks prior to summer break because remember you have exams the week after!!!
Person: Yo bro do you want to hit up New York this weekend?
Test taker: No bro I'm hitting my book for test week.
Person number 2- Forget studying for test week, I gotta study for exam week.
Test taker: No bro I'm hitting my book for test week.
Person number 2- Forget studying for test week, I gotta study for exam week.
by notsoslimshady12345669 December 8, 2013
Get the Test Weekmug. "The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.
While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
by OSUSmitty07 October 6, 2010
Get the The Hawking Testmug.