tenacious d

the best band to ever walk the earth

person 1: i hate tenacious d

person 2: *punch realy fuking hard in the nose about 5 times*
person 1: owwwch why did u do that

person 2: *pulls out a dildo and inserts into the anus*
person 1: that feels good

person 2: its not ment to *takes out dildo and pulls out a gun pops cap in the face of person 1 and laughs*
(cop sirens)

person 2: omg the cops tenacious d rock
2 MONTHS LATER IN COURT

judge: you are acused for the rape and murder of person 1
person 2: the rape part is bull but the rest is true

judge: why???

person 2: because he said he didnt like tenacious d

judge: oh he deserved it then yo are free

person 2: awesome oh and tenacious d rock !!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chinkytwater June 14, 2010

suck me tender

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man

Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.

by Jay May 18, 2004

tender tuff

an erection. when you get a hard on. booner

Man,I got a tender tuff looking at that ass

by Mama2cita September 6, 2007

Tender tugger

Someone who would rather give a bad hand job then spread her legs and recieve the cock

Joe: "how was your date with Andy?"
Bob:" It sucked assballs man. I had no clue she was such a tender tugger"

by mandrew_thejew March 28, 2008

Tender nuggets

your nuts, balls, testicles...

yo man, I axed that girl if she wanted to do the wild thang and she done kick me in my tender nuggets.

by neekers February 23, 2011

Tenacious Douche

A very angry internet poster who has been known to cheat on occasion. Has been known to scam his way to the top.
Anything to win.

That guy is being a complete Tenacious Douche

by Toilet Monkey July 1, 2011

tender box

A sensitive or tender girl or, anatomically speaking a sore or sensitive pussy.

When dealing with a tender box you've got to take it slow.

by clevergrl December 30, 2011