Teacher

A man or woman who stands up in front of the classroom on the first day of school and tells you they teach "differently" than all the teachers you have had in the past. They then proceed to give you work to do from your textbook.

Teacher: I teach differently than most teachers you have had, we do a lot of fun activities in here. Now open up your books to page 267 and answer questions 1-5.

by soxxfan9824 December 17, 2008

Teacher

Someone who barely gets paid and takes her/his anger on people (students).

1. My teacher gave me tons of useless homework for the weekend. What a bitch!

2. How did i end up being a teacher??!!! Even a cop and a janitor make more money than me! I'm gonna take my anger on those little motherfuckers! Tons of homework for the weekend!!! Hahahahaha (evil laugh) hahaha...

lol

by spiderkarnage July 25, 2011

Teach me how to Dougie

A slang used when someone wants another to teach them how to be like themselves or someone else.

Chris: "Hey did you hear Bob just landed a great job, bought a $70,000 car and has a banging chick on his arm?"

Mark: "Damn, teach ME how to dougie!"

by krazykristy August 22, 2010

teach me to jive, grasshopper

Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".

A very popular thing to say at parties.

When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.

by scodder May 1, 2010

teacher

a little fuckface who dosent give a fuck about you and only wants to give you math homework

fuckin hate my teacher

by niggerbbc April 21, 2021

the teacher's douche

A teenager of very limited talent who works hard to please his or her teachers and parents in an attempt to gain admission to a prestigious university.

He will never do anything important. He is simply the teacher's douche, prolonging the process of distinguishing real talent from flesh-covered robots.

by jeeffff August 20, 2007

Student teacher sex club

A club that students and teachers can join to have sex with each other. There can be student teacher sex clubs in high school,junior high and college.

He's in a student teacher sex club.

by The Fury 13 January 25, 2011