Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

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Tango bars

Amazing sweets that my corner shop sells I’m litterally addicted to them xx

Let’s go buy some tango bars

by pissflavouredhairdryer September 02, 2022

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russian tango

Sex

Oi mate, was with a fit bird last night and we did the Russian tango if you know what I mean

by brileeisafuckwit February 23, 2017

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Apple tango

When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.

“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”

by Butterscotch6969 March 21, 2021

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james tango

An IT guy who owns a fast car that always seems to be in the shop. He lives life in the fast lane, and can always be found giving useful, but unsolicited advice to others. Tangoes are superior and experienced complainers, and always invoke fear into the hearts of customer service teams.

Worker 1: Our IT guy is working from home today. Apparently his car is in the shop.

Worker 2: Gosh, he is acting like such a James Tango.

by Tipsyburgler June 20, 2023

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