Twilight 

The title of a book and movie, they are stupid and everyone is trying to copy their movie.

Your not a vampire from twilight dammit! stop the obsession.

Twilight by K-99800 October 16, 2009

Twilight 

Twilight (n) A depressed girl who can't descide wether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.

Bella is confused. She can't decide if she wants Edward or Jacob.. this is why Twilight wasnt that good....

Twilight by LEMONZ;) August 18, 2010

Twilight 

The period between day and night.

Oh look mum, it seems to be twilight.

Twilight by reailist September 2, 2010

Twilight 

The soft, diffused light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, either from daybreak to sunrise or, more commonly, from sunset to nightfall. And I guess that there's also a book or something that a bunch of idiots either love or hate. Not being an idiot, I don't care either way.

The twilight has a certain sense of peace to it, ironically considering all the "TWILIGHT RULEZ!" "NO TWILIGHT SUXX!" crap on the internet.

Twilight by Kahran042 October 10, 2010

twilight 

causes people to face palm and wish for some mind soap.

If I had to kill some time waiting for my doctor's appointment, and this book happens to be placed upon the magazine table, I would most rather read a brochure about retirement funding and health care.

For further definitions of twilight, see fail

twilight by hularano January 6, 2011

Twilight 

A horrible piece of literature. It kills brain cells and makes women turn into pedophiles. Most of the fans cannot write with good grammar or spelling and their vocabulary is lacking, to say the least.

Edward is a hundred-something vampire who's doesn't drink human blood and glitters.

Jacob is a boy who seems to not know what a shirt is and he falls in love with a child. Pedophile. He also turns into a huge brown wolf when he gets angry.

Bella is a dull girl torn between necrophilia and bestiality.

If you want something that has a better plot and character development, read things like Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, the Dante Valentine Series by Lilith Saintcrow, or your local newspaper.

Twihard- OMG EDWAAAARDD! He's SoooooooOoOOo hawt!

Random person- Oh no. Get a life!

Twihard- Twilight iz mia life!!1!! I'm MRS. CULLEEENN!

Random person #2- Did someone stop her medication?

Twilight by funnyfarmer July 8, 2011

Twilight 

A Saga of four books written by Stephanie Meyer
This is the worse book in history. It's about a stupid chick that meets the re-born Cedric Diggory and says she's in love with him after a week. He then has to leave her, and she tries to commit suicide just to here his voice again.

This book is terrible. Go read Harry Potter. A book with some type of structure. A book that teaches you values.

If you're a fan of this, go to the doctor,he might be able to cure you.

“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”

― Stephen King

Twilight by taliaxtalie December 28, 2011