Taking it up the gary

slang for royally reamed in the butt, getting your butt blasted

Last night, I took it up the gary, and it was leaking so bad, I had to cut it off

by Gary Sanchez December 8, 2003

Toming

Being oblivious of having a boner (a tom) and it being noticed by everyone even having pictures taken of it.

"Hey did you see the pictures from the party?"
"No"
"Did you like the girl you were dancing with?"
"She was repulsing I almost threw up"
"But bro you're Toming in this picture!"

by Concerned Photographer January 21, 2012

Dim Toning

Setting your favourite song as your ring tone and then, after months of hearing it over and over again through your phone's bass-hating speakers, growing to hate it through too much repetition

"Isn't this your favourite song?"

"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."

"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."

"Yeah."

"What have you got as your ring tone now?"

"Why are we talking about ring tones?"

"We must just be losers."

"Bastard."

by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011

Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl

To take a #2, Go Crap, Take a Shit, Make Space after just eating a huge meal.

"I gotta go.. .Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl, they haven't been there in days" or "Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl, no other coach seems to be able to do it lately!"

by tgif099 August 8, 2009

toeing

The act of pursuing sexual movements in the vaginal area with your toe instead of finger to create pleasure for the women. To do: Stick your big toe into the women's veeg and move it around till she moans.

OMG he toed me soo hard!

by E-dawg, Sasssa and Skellsey February 11, 2005

taking the browns to the superbowl

Very simply taking a dump dropping the kids off at the pool, usually a massive bowl movement that creeps up on you.

Hey Charlie where are you going? I ate some Thai for lunch bro taking the browns to the superbowl.

by nativedetroit75 April 14, 2010

taking the mick

Using someone as the butt of a joke (taking the Piss out of someone).

We really took the mick out of paddy! I was only taking the mick.

by Gasmixman January 14, 2006