Tottenshambles

Portmanteau of Tottenham and Shambles. To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. See also "Spursy".

Spurs were 0-1 up at the end of normal time, against Wolves, but they still managed to lose 2-1. What a tottenshambles!

by mosko79 December 24, 2023

tofty

to be difficult or tricky when someone is organising a social event or visit

"Oh don't be so tofty about it, just tell me whether or not you're coming to my birthday party."

"Jamie was being so tofty the other day, he kept saying he might come along to the dinner but I needed him to confirm so I could make the reservation!"

by paris_girl22 December 30, 2023

tottapolle

a swedish nickname for horse

Omg! A tottapolle!

What a cute tottapolle!

I want to ride the tottapolle.

by MannyDeChagny November 16, 2023

Toftnæs

Toftnæs or Toftnaes is a horny creature som small incest village who hunt the sune and often fights with the monkey tribe leader yaman

youre louder then a toftnæs

by Daddy.Frafe December 4, 2023

Tottez

A Tottez is something to call someone who is really great at drawing and animating.

“Wow, nice art. You’re such a Tottez!”

by Frawkydawg May 19, 2024

Tottie

An aged hottie. Once hot, now not.

Barbara walkered across the common dining room of the senior center unnoticed. There was a time, she thought. One a hottie, now a tottie.

by The Jeff S July 6, 2024

Tottenham

Shite

-What's Tottenham mate?
-Shite

by Lasgar February 23, 2024