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Toasted Raccoon

A trans-Atlantic derogative of indeterminate origin, generally used to berate someone who is deemed to be inferior. Usage is widely believed to date back to World War II, where it was a popular ethnophaulism among the American forces, used as a slang term for recently deceased members of the Axis Powers, particularly Japan.
"You've broken the chain on my favourite bicycle you toasted raccoon! I'm going to muck your face to shreds for this!"

"I shot down several Jappo's last night, most of them ejected but I'm pretty certain that at least one of them was toasted raccoon, his parachute didn't open, haha!"
by Minotawr October 13, 2011
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toadquail

a word you use instead of "cringeworthy" aka a word you use when you don't want them to know you are referring to something "cringey"
"yo Abia is so toadquail with her new boyfriend Amin"
by abd al bari April 6, 2017
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toasted owl

When a girl squats over a toilet to pee and ends up shitting all over the seat and falling forward hitting her head on the wall all while someone is watching.
Sara was so trashed last night that she did a toasted owl in the ladies bathroom.
by Eggroid October 21, 2019
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toast cans

toast cans are simply toast cans
“That’s on toastcans luv”
“Let’s all be jem and use toast cans for spaghetti

“Help i asked what toast cans were and they attacked my mentions
by toastcan teacher January 15, 2020
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Toaster calves

Calf muscles that are as large as toasters.
David pedaled his bike to show off his toaster calves to all the ladies
by Hikergirl April 28, 2020
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Toaster fucker

A toaster fucker is someone who cares for the toaster and sexuality likes toasters
A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that

care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.
!Excuse me are you disrespecting that toaster as apart of the adpetus mechanicus you are considered as a heretic!

A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.
by Tech-priest April 20, 2022
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toadette

toadette sounds like minnie
by ttttoad November 10, 2022
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