Redundies package

When a person who was used to gather information and find a suspected bed head haha , who died his hair blonde , then choked a chicken and spanked a monkey , after a short black coffee , no longer is needed because they have got all the bed heads back into a bed now and off the street , They get red undies from haemorrhoids and explosive shitting

Oh hey man heard you choked the chicken and they found out you might be a bed head hiding in public like you’re actually not too lazy to have a home , so they offered you the redundies package for you to just accept your too scared or too lazy or too bed head to ever succeed in life.

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Package mode

When you expect a package to arrive soon and are actively anticipating its arrival.

"My new Lego set finally came in yesterday. The package arrived at 6 PM, but I was in full package mode since 2 lmao"

by Inlovewithabsol May 12, 2023

That "Package"

HIV/AIDS

Damn, did you hear about Darren James
....the pornstar that fucked around in Brazil and came back with; that "PACKAGE"?!?!!😲

by pornstar1 May 14, 2023

Stimulus Package

1200 for individuals

2400 for married couples
500 per child

The stimulus package was approved to help Americans.

by GRINDRMAN March 26, 2020

package shot

when someone takes a photo of your dick but with pants above.

1: Dude what's that?
2: It's my package shot!

by TheRealPoggers March 8, 2020

Couch Packages

Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.

Friend 1: Any plans tn?

Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place

by Art Corr June 5, 2020

Grip Package

Clothing that is outdated, not fashionable, worn, not in, or not fitting properly.

Hey yo manny just look at this guys grip package! Yeah that shit is wack bro!

by Jae-Dub September 27, 2020