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jar of tar

"put the butterfly in the jar of tar
and watch it fight"
by Krkič January 3, 2020
mugGet the jar of tarmug.

Candy jar

The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.
Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.
by Shower-shits November 8, 2019
mugGet the Candy jarmug.

Toothpick Jar

Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.
by Richard Thunder May 12, 2020
mugGet the Toothpick Jarmug.

Mustard jar

Mustard jar:
me gusta
lol
he is not gay
by I_love_anime_ March 19, 2018
mugGet the Mustard jarmug.

Banana Jar

A woman who has sex with random people, most times occurring nightly
Don't mess with her, bro. She's a banana jar
by Bananaleafblower171 July 20, 2016
mugGet the Banana Jarmug.

Fart Jar

Its a jar with a fart in it. Why did you have to google this to know what it was?
Steve farted in jar and gave it his wife Kelly. Now Kelly has a fart jar
by Wadiecakes February 28, 2022
mugGet the Fart Jarmug.

Jar-tard

some one who struggles to open a jar
Billy-I cant open this jar!
Tommy-your a Jar-tard!
by SLAP'a'DODLE May 20, 2016
mugGet the Jar-tardmug.

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