Tessage

Short for a text message.

Katy: "Hey, you going to that party on Saturday?!"

Mika: "Yeah im pretty sure i can make it! Just tessage me the directions!"

by fdghj January 9, 2010

tessahimpoo

A cute hot baby that does youtube instagram twitter twich and Facebook she is in a relationship with fresh and Iives and sleeps with him she also very cuddly and her favourite colour is purple

Oh fuck it's tessahimpoo she's so hot

by Skullbreaker June 27, 2022

tesscakes

sponges grown in Namibia used to brush one's hair AND teeth- very practical for natives! don't cost a thing.

Ubajawamba tried to rip us off by selling us some tesscakes, but we knew we could go pick some off the nearby Tesselberry tree.

by cheese cake August 16, 2006

tessa thompson

one of the most beautiful women that has blessed the earth. she is married to agentblackhill and they are very happy together. she plays valkyrie aka the king of asgard aka one of the most underrated yet also one of the best women in the mcu. tessa loves you. tessa thompson supremacy.

wow tessa thompson is so stunning and her wife too. damn. i love her so much.

by agentblackhill September 17, 2021

Tessarific

Term meaning great fun and frivolity, crazy or complicated, or over the top.

1. Tessarific Tuesday was amazing last week, we ended up closing the bar!
2. Did you see that movie, it was Tessarific!

by Eerielilkittiee March 23, 2010

Tessa

A top notch spekky slut who is a great person that loves their friends, but overthinks too much. Is externally funny and just needs to message Zac.

‘Ah shit what a tessa’

by ANUSHOLEABDI May 2, 2018

tessa

the most amazing person in the world. no one has ever been or ever will be more gorgeous than her. she’s the most perfect girlfriend in every single way. tessa will usually say she doesn’t like things about herself but they’re all wrong because everything about her is perfect. someone you can’t let go once you have her. someone i love with all my heart and always will<3

friend: is that girl tessa ur gf?
me: yeah she’s amazing.
friend: nah ur not that lucky.

by fjgjjfjsjxjf January 15, 2021