crotch tea

It's a term to describe when a co worker takes your pants home after a long day of work and boils a pot of water then strains the water throught the crotch of your pants and then drinks it.

Yesterday at work I cought Dallas trying to take my pants in the change room I am pretty sure he was going to try to make crotch tea

by Mrdusty sac September 21, 2017

Tea Towompowomp

The best youtuber that will live past the heat death of the universe. for Tea Towompowomp is the universe. BROTHER

I passed a red light so Tea Towompowomp shot me with a laser canon.

by Tea Towompowomp February 19, 2021

turd tea

Diarrhea. The liquefied form of human feces that turns the water all doo doo brown.

When i got up off of the toilet from peeing out of my butt, it looked like a bowl of turd tea.

by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008

spollen tea

To gossip/talk shit behind people’s backs. Same as spilling tea but only used when there is a large amount of “tea” to spill.

Isabella has spollen tea about Chanelle to Rhea.

by Erasable pencil November 19, 2018

Poop Tea

The remedy needed to unload the holiday logs(s). A speacial tea designed to clean out your pipes.

Greg: "Darce, you should seen the size of the load that come out of me!"
Darce: "Wow, are you ok?"
Greg: "Yea, it was a simple 5 flusher. Poop Tea everytime!"
Darce: "Gotta get me some..."

by DarbyCrash December 29, 2011

ginger tea

Tea made of ginger people. I do not mean gingerbread people, I mean redheads. No souls. Those bitches.

"This tea tastes soulless. It must be ginger tea!"

by Lumpayyyy November 12, 2013

Oh, tea?

An alternate meaning of tea in which it means “oh really” or “are you serious”

James: Jenny broke her arm doing a flip
Henry: Oh, tea???

by Thatscalm July 30, 2019