f uck tart

an extreme dumbass or asshole

Why are you always such a f uck tart?

by Mr. Tyler F January 13, 2008

fuck tart

used when someone acts as, or is being a "fuck tart" or "fucktart" not to be mistaken for a toaster pastry.

you fuck tart

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

twat tart

the foul and/or nasty, crusty residue in a females panties

she forgot to do laundry and had to wear the same panties, which contained a little twat tart.

by panfried June 25, 2009

tasty tart

A cute girl.
A cute slutty girl.
A cute girl who tastes really sweet.
A cute tasty girl with a really pretty pussy.
A cute girl with a tasty pussy.
A cute girl who like to flirt and flash.

Krissy is one tasty tart!

by jsd9632 August 17, 2012

pop-tart stain

Someone who makes a statement or comment that makes no sense or is just idiotic.

WTF....you're a total pop-tart stain.

by niihka July 25, 2016

second Pop-Tart effect

The wonder and excitement comparable to eating one Pop-Tart in a package, forgetting about the second one, and rediscovering the second one later.

I thought I was out of money until I looked in my old pants pockets, found a 20, and experienced second Pop-Tart effect.

by lovelibeam October 13, 2011

Alabama pop tart

When a man takes a hot steamy shit in a woman asshole and then inserts a firecracker and lights it, possibly doing anal with the woman after.

Woman: Do it.
Man: *performs the Alabama pop tart without question*

by MURDOCISGOD July 29, 2017