small ball syndrome 

A condition suffered by males aged 16-24 caused by lack of testosterone due to small testes, or balls. Symptoms usually include a bossy, superior attitude, uncharacteristically high voices, gay tendencies, and an overwhelming need to show they're better than everyone else. Small Ball Syndrome, or SBS is only treated by hanging out with other SBS sufferers to feel better about their lack of manhood

"Man, that punk can act all bad on the phone, but his squeeky voice betrayed his small ball syndrome"

"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"

small ball syndrome by Archibald Octavian Reider May 8, 2013

Lincolnshire Syndrome 

A typical malaise affecting those who live in secluded rural areas such as Lincolnshire, England. Symptoms include lack of urban awareness; an aversity to progress; general social/racial ignorance and crucially the inability to accept that such areas are generally shit. Sufferers may find difficulty in rehabilitation; some have been known to live in said areas for life due to their irrefutable lack of ambition. Surprisingly some are content to be entertained lifelong by Young Farmers' parties and "Skeg-Vegas", an association of which the true Vegas, thankfully, is unlikely to know of. To this date there is no apparent cure.

"you off to skeggy vegas on saturday yeahhh?"

- a Lincolnshire Syndrome sufferer

Lincolnshire Syndrome by pradzor March 17, 2010

China Syndrome

When one gets the peculiar urge to date or have sexual intercourse with those of East Asian Descent.

Damn son, Patrick has that China Syndrome yo. He's been macking on Asian chicks all day!

China Syndrome by Gpopper March 3, 2010

WYSI Syndrome 

A common syndrome among osu! players when they see the number "727" a lot and/or see it on objects that don't even resemble it.

Person 1: Oh look it's an In-N-Out, wanna eat lunch there?
Person 2: WYSI WYSI 727 WYSI.
Person 1: What the fuck are you ok? Do you have WYSI Syndrome?
Person 2: Yes I need help.

WYSI Syndrome by Suguri- September 19, 2021

Barackholm Syndrome 

What President Obama develops when dealing with Republicans who hate his guts and want to destroy him. Similar to the well-known phenomenon known as Stockholm Syndrome, where hostages begin to relate to, care about, and defend the terrorists holding them captive, except in this case, you are the President of the United States.

Observer #1: "Fuck! Obama caved in to the Republicans AGAIN, even though he had all the advantages in negotiations! I don't understand it at all!"

Observer #2: "Barackholm Syndrome strikes again..."

Barackholm Syndrome by NCScientist August 1, 2011

Glass Closet Syndrome 

An absurdly flamboyant gay man that is either unaware or still in denial about his sexuality and either way doesn't realize that it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except Terri Schiavo

"What is Mitch doing with a girlfriend? That kid's gayer than teletubby figure-skaters."

"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."

"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"

"...oh, she's just retarded."

Glass Closet Syndrome by LEVIATHAN1000 February 25, 2010

Ogame Syndrome

(noun) A condition when someone is obsessed with an online game to the point of managing their time specifically with the game in mind, keeping their social life from interfering with the game.

Dude, he's been playing Farmville way too much and I haven't seen him lately. I think he might be suffering from Ogame syndrome.

Ogame Syndrome by ThatGuyFromTV October 20, 2009