The process in which one has finished pooping and wiping their ass, and isn’t sure if it’s clean or not. Instead of wasting another piece of toilet paper, the person swipes through their ass crack with their pinky to see if they pick up any shit. Some even go as far as smelling it to be even more sure they have fully wiped their ass.
by Chogglysausage November 23, 2021
A Feature In Smartphone Devices Where You Swipe Your Finger/Thumb/Stylus Between Each Letter To Form A Word
by picklespickleduckducks January 16, 2024
Goon swiping' s definition is abstract and can be utilized in a multitude of contexts. Typically, it's utilized in a sexual, dominating, or tricks-y way, wherein something is being taken, conquered, thieved, or dominated.
Chithan: "Yo, I just straight goon swiped this dude on the game!"
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!
by ntshreveportkid August 26, 2024
"Damn, I got no cash on me. Guess I'll have to Cha-Swipe it"
"Dude, don't Cha-Swipe at the shoe show, cuz you'll have nothing in your account once they're done with it."
"Dude, don't Cha-Swipe at the shoe show, cuz you'll have nothing in your account once they're done with it."
by b_Love April 23, 2008
Derived from modern checkout readers, refers to whether one engaged in vaginal/anal intercourse (insert), fingering or manual manipulation (tap), or oral sex (swipe).
by DrGnome November 10, 2019
A bum swipe is a maneuver, usually dared, in where the person involves has to rub their buttock as inconspiculously as possible against a designated member of the public, ideally without getting caught. As a game this is best performed in a busy public enviroment like a bar or a cinema.
Scott just bum swiped that police officer. Fuck sake whit a dong.
Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
by ilikeurmaonacid December 07, 2013
Racist Bro 1: "I went on a tinder bender last night and now I've got a match named Laquisha"
Racist Bro 2: "Dude, swipe white no right"
Racist Bro 2: "Dude, swipe white no right"
by Jug_Hunter August 12, 2014