swiss

When you want to sleep with a girl

Step 1:I want to swiss her/him..
Step2: Would you swiss her/him..
Step 3 : I swissed her/him last night

by unknownpandapandapanda February 22, 2017

Swiss Cheese Story

A fabricated story filled with holes that is based on false pretense and uncorroborated

Froggy: I just got promoted to general manager at the hottest club downtown.
Jesse: Bro, you're a bus boy - that's a swiss cheese story, it's filled with holes .

by Catmailer January 21, 2018

Swidge

Some dickhead read "Squid" as swidge

"I need to get a swidge"

by diamondsquire August 8, 2018

Swiss out

Swissing out is the expression of being neutral, no matter how risky it is. You could be in a middle of an argument between two people, starting to hit each other, and you will stand right in between them, not giving a fuck.

A: We are going to seize your house if you don't help us against B!
B: We will take all your stuff and leave you to burn with B if you don't help us now!
C: Nah fam I got this
(Decides to Swiss out and get the worst of both worlds)

by Уαheց October 3, 2018

Swiss Taco

A Swiss Taco is what results when a Spanish girl gets multiple cream-pies and then someone eats her out.

"Selena wants us to give her a Swiss Taco"
"A Swiss Taco?"
"Yeah, that's when we all bust in her and then someone has to eat her out"
"Sounds risky but she's fine do I'm down"

by Behrbutt November 26, 2018

swiss-roll man

A man that preys on two best friends at sleep overs when they have Swiss rolls. He waits till they fall asleep, breaks in and steals their Swiss rolls.

Friend: "Hey, pass me a Swiss roll."
Friend #2: "SHIT! The swiss-roll man stole them again! I'm tired of this bullshit!"

by bestmanstealer March 14, 2019

Swiss Wank Account

An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.

She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.

by ^^!$#@ April 29, 2019