Windansea Surf Rats

Punk kids who live in La Jolla and pretend to be poor surf trash. Usually have shitty tattoos of crosses, cigarettes, or martinis on their arm. Enjoy petty vandalism, usually with surf wax. Too chicken shit to act like a true gang. Well to do parents keep them out of any significant trouble.

Look at that Windansea Surf Rats, he's 120 lbs of pure pussy repellant.

by jhgfdfjkljft987 August 9, 2009

carpet surfing

a drug fiend of some kind but most likely a cocaine addict that is desperate to find the small amounts of cocaine dropped previously to the ground. in most cases driving them down on there hands and knees covering every inch of the carpet and most likely only finding a taste.

damn i came home last night from the bar and jerome was carpet surfing again!!! what a fucking fiend

by mr.fiend December 13, 2010

SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."

No trim tonite! The old lady is surfin' the crimson wave.

by weave August 25, 2003

Seta Surf

Girlfriendly garagesurfpunkrock band from the Netherlands (*2000 - +2002)

"Broek uit!"

by Rock on! January 21, 2004

tree surfing

(adjective) riding and doing tricks on a skateboard deck that has been hung from a tree with a bungee or rope over a body of water, like a river.

Did you go tree surfing today?
Renee and Truman did some crazy tricks while tree surfing today.

by jay October 5, 2004

Window Surfing

Surfing the internet for products you desire but don't intend to purchase.

Combination of "window shopping" and "surfing the internet/interweb/information superhighway".

Andrea: i'm window surfing for new cameras right now. it's kind of depressing and i think i'll stop. i really want a new one though.
Liz: you just put me in touch with the modern age by saying "window surfing"
Andrea: coffeecup Andrea 2007!!!
Liz: NICe
Andrea: i should add that to urbandictionary.com and then add an entry for coffeecup
Liz: ha!!

by Andrea Bolton July 15, 2007

nigger surfing

A drinking game that involves 2 or more people where each person channel surfs for a preset number of channels (ex: 5) and if a nigger happens to be on one of those channels the player must take a preset number of drinks (ex: 3) and start over. If the player gets through his number of channels without seeing a nigger, he then passes the controller to the next person and the process repeats.

Friend 1: Wanna play some nigger surfing?
Friend 2: Fuck no! Somehow I always end up landing on MTV, BET, UPN, and both ESPNs and end up wasted.
Friend 1: Pussy....
Friend 2: Fine, fine, but I'm first.

by Foot Fucker December 28, 2008