People who identify as super straight have micro genitals, usually around 2 inches or less. They also love vore and want to reenact vore with their buddies.
Brad: I identify as super straight.
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!
by milflover March 12, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.A human that identifies as straight to the point that they would never willingly have sex with the same gender. Straight men who have sex with other men due to being in prison are not super straight. A super straight person would not have sex with the same gender even if the only other living being on earth is another human of the same sex.
He was so super straight he still refused to have sex with another man even though he was sexually frustrated.
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A term that someone came up with , thinking it was cool and shit about not dating trans people. But really, it's another word for being a transphobic ass :) These people will get very defensive and say they aren't transphobic, there's no point arguing with them. Their heads are so far up their arse, therefore they won't listen.
A term that someone came up with , thinking it was cool and shit about not dating trans people. But really, it's another word for being a transphobic ass :) These people will get very defensive and say they aren't transphobic, there's no point arguing with them. Their heads are so far up their arse, therefore they won't listen.
Person 1: "So before we start dating officially, I have to tell you that I'm trans-
Person 2: If you're trans I'm not dating you! I'm super straight
Person 1: You could just say that you're transphobic instead of coming up with a stupid fucking name for it
Person 2: If you're trans I'm not dating you! I'm super straight
Person 1: You could just say that you're transphobic instead of coming up with a stupid fucking name for it
by Billie Eilish Supremacy April 5, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.
Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"
Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the Super Straight mug.A term made up by transphobes to inform the public they are transphobes. Not to be confused with a genital preference.
Super straight: would never date a transgender person
Genital preference: would not sleep with someone with certain parts (example: a straight man may not want to sleep with a pre-operation transgender woman)
If you would not date a trans person, even after operations, even if they're 100 percent passing, then congratulations, you're a "super straight."
I may be slightly confused, but this is my take on the situation.
Super straight: would never date a transgender person
Genital preference: would not sleep with someone with certain parts (example: a straight man may not want to sleep with a pre-operation transgender woman)
If you would not date a trans person, even after operations, even if they're 100 percent passing, then congratulations, you're a "super straight."
I may be slightly confused, but this is my take on the situation.
person: I'm a super straight!
me: oh, okay. You're a transphobe.
person: NO, I'm a SUPER STRAIGHT, I WOULD JUST NEVER DATE- (insert rant here)
me: oh, okay. You're a transphobe.
person: NO, I'm a SUPER STRAIGHT, I WOULD JUST NEVER DATE- (insert rant here)
by Ace_The_Card_Man December 12, 2021
Get the super straight mug.'Super Straight' is a fake sexuality made as an excuse for some transphobic people to further their point on why they wouldn't date a Trans woman/man. It's an edgy joke that coined its name on TikTok, the TikTok user named {QGEzbHNaWEp2ZVdObA==} apparently made up the term because he used to get called Transphobic for not being willing to date Trans women because he thinks they are not "real women". Their flag consists of the colour's orange and black {🟧⬛} it sometimes includes the Unicode symbol and is usually used in many of they're follower's TikTok profile
bio's.
They created a discord server which is {aHR0cHM6Ly9kaXNjb3JkLmNvbS9pbnZpdGUvU0ZaYVRuZENRVkl5U3c9PQ==} they've been openly harassing people calling them out, or people that {@a3lsZXJveWNl} has a problem with. In their bio's they usually use pronouns such as nor/mal just like TikTok user {QFgzbHVkMTl2YzJGdFlWOD0}. (DISCLAIMER: I have altered the TikTok user names and Discord link using Base64 I don't suggest you try to decode them though, because even though it's extremely transphobic to do these things I DO NOT want anyone to harass or bully them cause 9/10 they mean it as an edgy joke and do not intend on hurting anyone. Besides doing that will get us nowhere we need to educate them instead, and tell them your criticism's on the 'movement' we can all help them learn from their mistakes :D)
bio's.
They created a discord server which is {aHR0cHM6Ly9kaXNjb3JkLmNvbS9pbnZpdGUvU0ZaYVRuZENRVkl5U3c9PQ==} they've been openly harassing people calling them out, or people that {@a3lsZXJveWNl} has a problem with. In their bio's they usually use pronouns such as nor/mal just like TikTok user {QFgzbHVkMTl2YzJGdFlWOD0}. (DISCLAIMER: I have altered the TikTok user names and Discord link using Base64 I don't suggest you try to decode them though, because even though it's extremely transphobic to do these things I DO NOT want anyone to harass or bully them cause 9/10 they mean it as an edgy joke and do not intend on hurting anyone. Besides doing that will get us nowhere we need to educate them instead, and tell them your criticism's on the 'movement' we can all help them learn from their mistakes :D)
P1: Can I ask you a question?
P2: I guess.
P1: Would you date a Trans woman?
P2: No.
P1: Why?
P2: I already told you dude I'm ✨SUPER STRAIGHT✨
P1: ...Okay, what does that have to do with anything?
P2: I only date natural-born women, duh.
P1: ...
P1: .....k
P2: I guess.
P1: Would you date a Trans woman?
P2: No.
P1: Why?
P2: I already told you dude I'm ✨SUPER STRAIGHT✨
P1: ...Okay, what does that have to do with anything?
P2: I only date natural-born women, duh.
P1: ...
P1: .....k
by Invisible_BiRtHdAy March 7, 2021
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