break'em from sucking eggs

A peice of wood carefully carved to the size and shape of an average laying hen egg , then painted white. This fake
egg would be placed in with the other hens eggs in hope of any snake that comes to feed on eggs would by chance swallow this fake wooden egg. If the snake must swallow this fake egg, the snake will surely die.

Stopping a person from repeating an act that you do not approve of by causing this person misfortune upon the next attempt of this act .

"Some one is opening co-workers lunch boxes and stealing there lunch"

A few co-workers desided bring decoy lunch boxes to work. The food inside is lace with ex-lax. They may not no who it is stealing , but they will break'em from sucking eggs

by 9krome June 4, 2011

Stacking Pussy

Stacking Pussy refers to an individuals inability to maintain a properly organized schedule of incoming vagina, and the subsequent need to then stack the pussy up somewhere. Originates from RubixxQube and the Top 40 Entourages song "Bitches on my Dick", in the phrase "I stack that scrilla and that pussy to the roof of my Tahoe."

Did you hear that Jamal was fuckin' his baby mama, her cousin AND that bitch from Little Caesars? Nigga be stacking pussy to goddamn high.

by RubixxQube January 9, 2010

fucking and sucking

Most commonly found in amatuer pornography, fucking and sucking refers to penetration of all holes (or just two, there can simply be anal, or simply vaginal).


basically, the male pornstar gets pussy or ass, then finishes by getting blown. Often, the female is left cumfaced.


Besides fethishes, fucking and sucking is the most rewarding (monetarily) pornography.

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by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch

1) The King of cursing in my book. To be used in moments of extreme pain or frustration. This curse is most often heard after a man smashes his finger with a hammer. It must be pronounced in a single breath and with a good sense of rythem.
2) A person you do not wish to see right now.

1) -"cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch!"
-"you ok?"
-"I just shot the nail gun through my temple!"
2)George Bush

by REV. Smitty February 23, 2005

cock-sucking cowboy

in a shot glass, half-fill with Baileys (or other irish cream), then topped with a floating layer of butterscotch schnapps. intended to be downed quickly, like a shot of vodka. supposed to incite some kind of lewd repartee between you and the bartender.

also, a horse-riding male living in an arid region who enjoys performing fellatio.

(to the bartender): "i'll have a cock-sucking cowboy... and a shot glass half baileys, half butterscotch schnapps please *stupid giggle*"

(to a cowboy): "are you a cock-sucking cowboy?"
(cowboy): "sure am."

by save_ferrets May 13, 2004

Sucking Hind Titty

1.In the animal kingdom, the runt of the litter gets stuck with the tit closest to the ass of the animal. Which has the least amount of milk in it.Therefore the meaning has evolved into human terms as to get the shitty end of the stick, to get leftoversor to be the last in line.

Alvin was in on the gang bang but he ended up Sucking Hind Titty.

by Mojo Maniac August 1, 2008

Dick Sucking Contest

A contest in which two people perform fellatio on group of men. The person who is able to ejaculate the greatest amount of men in the alloted time wins. The first known contest was held in Seattle, WA during May 2004.

Zach totally won the 2008 Dick Sucking Contest against Jenna Jameson, he must be one of the worlds best.

by Melanies number 1 fan August 24, 2008