a fat lazy person who sits on the sofa watching American Idol, Survivor or some other shitty plot-less TV show and decides when seeing a big juicy burger flashed on the TV that they must get their fat potato-chip-eating ass into their single-occupant SUV and drive the quarter of a mile to the nearest drive-thru to have a couple super-sized burgers with fries and 4 milkshakes.
those suburbanites are always at the drive-thru
by Ben Dover January 19, 2004
Get the suburbanite mug.A nickname for suburban girls who use the makeup line, "urban decay." The name communicates the truth of this enterprise--namely, that the only individual willing to purchase a $95 "gift set" that is intended to make you look like a prostitute is a suburban, teenage girl.
In urban areas, most females do not wish to be confused for a hooker.
In urban areas, most females do not wish to be confused for a hooker.
Samantha lives in the suburbs. Samantha is taking the train to the city this weekend. Samantha cannot decide whether to wear red eyeshadow with dark red lipstick, or to smother her face in hot pink glitter blush for a more 'natural' look.
Unable to decide, Samantha settles on doing both.
Upon arrival in the city, a pimp approaches Samantha and requests that "ho, come get back to yo daddy."
Samantha is an example of suburban decay.
Unable to decide, Samantha settles on doing both.
Upon arrival in the city, a pimp approaches Samantha and requests that "ho, come get back to yo daddy."
Samantha is an example of suburban decay.
by Suburban Decay January 28, 2011
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Not exactly suburban, yet not exactly rural. An example of a sub-suburban area is like there are houses every 300 feet, corn fields, one farm, wide horse pastures, prairies, one Walmart, a couple of paved roads, possibly a highway, two or three schools, and a McDonald's. All within an area of at least 100 square miles.
John: God dammit, I live in a suburban area.
Kate: I live in a sub-suburban area!
John: Oh sweet, lets fuck and raise enough children to fill up an entire school bus!
Kate: Fuck yeah, and give me a beer as long as your at it!
John: Here you go, and happy 18th birthday sis!
Kate: Thanks daddy!
Kate: I live in a sub-suburban area!
John: Oh sweet, lets fuck and raise enough children to fill up an entire school bus!
Kate: Fuck yeah, and give me a beer as long as your at it!
John: Here you go, and happy 18th birthday sis!
Kate: Thanks daddy!
by LuigiXmission.420 September 25, 2010
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Get the suburban dictionary mug.Created by the boys of 511, a gang in denver, a suburbia blaster is made by buying a liter of Dr. Pepper, drinking it or pouring it out to the label, then filling it up to the expiration date with the cheapest whiskey available. 511 generally agrees upon Kentucky Deluxe. Close the cap, shake, drink.
Closely related to the ghetto blaster of voodoo glowskulls fame, and the Boulder blaster, made with a 20oz Dr. Pepper in place of the liter due to lower availability of liters of Dr. Pepper on the Hill.
Closely related to the ghetto blaster of voodoo glowskulls fame, and the Boulder blaster, made with a 20oz Dr. Pepper in place of the liter due to lower availability of liters of Dr. Pepper on the Hill.
by 511/// Young Blonde Innocent June 17, 2010
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by Jesus Rulez April 15, 2010
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dude 2: yeah it's stupid i wanna vomit on their server's
dude 2: yeah it's stupid i wanna vomit on their server's
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