by homesqua June 29, 2008

Not exactly suburban, yet not exactly rural. An example of a sub-suburban area is like there are houses every 300 feet, corn fields, one farm, wide horse pastures, prairies, one Walmart, a couple of paved roads, possibly a highway, two or three schools, and a McDonald's. All within an area of at least 100 square miles.
John: God dammit, I live in a suburban area.
Kate: I live in a sub-suburban area!
John: Oh sweet, lets fuck and raise enough children to fill up an entire school bus!
Kate: Fuck yeah, and give me a beer as long as your at it!
John: Here you go, and happy 18th birthday sis!
Kate: Thanks daddy!
Kate: I live in a sub-suburban area!
John: Oh sweet, lets fuck and raise enough children to fill up an entire school bus!
Kate: Fuck yeah, and give me a beer as long as your at it!
John: Here you go, and happy 18th birthday sis!
Kate: Thanks daddy!
by LuigiXmission.420 September 25, 2010

I've been studying a class of sub-human species called "emos" that seem to proliferate extensively despite the fact that the race itself is bent on its long, dragged out, pitiful demise. It seems that these parasitic organisms persist with an insatiable desire to lure more and more humans into their realm of inexplicable, self-inflicted misery, contributing to the ever expanding, cancerous growth that is emo.
These creature's origins have been well researched and documented by the website of their origin: myspace. Thus, it may be henceforth noted that the creature "emo" was created by myspace for the sole purpose of extensive monetary profit, as the creatures assimilate themselves with their sorrowful, repetitive oscillations, deadening their minds to a practical reality that exists outside of their corporate-authored trap of emotional "understanding."
Simply put, the sub-human special group "emo" is simply a socially-acceptable goth, reinvented by the music business machine by vessels such as myspace and emotional instability.
Those who have fallen into such a pit as the emos have lack the maturity and practicality to be cognisant of the ridiculous state they insist to remain in, spiraling deeper and deeper into emotional dept.
Which is why it's so much fun to so unmercifully give them crap for being what they are.
sub-human.
fin.
These creature's origins have been well researched and documented by the website of their origin: myspace. Thus, it may be henceforth noted that the creature "emo" was created by myspace for the sole purpose of extensive monetary profit, as the creatures assimilate themselves with their sorrowful, repetitive oscillations, deadening their minds to a practical reality that exists outside of their corporate-authored trap of emotional "understanding."
Simply put, the sub-human special group "emo" is simply a socially-acceptable goth, reinvented by the music business machine by vessels such as myspace and emotional instability.
Those who have fallen into such a pit as the emos have lack the maturity and practicality to be cognisant of the ridiculous state they insist to remain in, spiraling deeper and deeper into emotional dept.
Which is why it's so much fun to so unmercifully give them crap for being what they are.
sub-human.
fin.
by hector peterson, baby December 12, 2008

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by Orson Kart(do you get it?) July 6, 2021

a person (mainly females) who would make a 1 million subs goal to release porn/sextape/nudes etc etc
"have you heard of that girl zoie burger making a million sub goal for nudes? shes such a sub digger"
by WhatHaveHuamnityBecome January 18, 2017
