Straddlesphere

When you want something so badly but you think you will look silly or stupid or whatever so you back down off that horse (smack)

Ex. I really wanted to tell Dave my feelings of lust but I had this strange fear of looking awkward

Straddlesphere

Therefore… I am now in the middle of being straddlesphered

I told Diana how badly my straddlesphere was going off from wanting Dave but I couldn’t bring myself to pursue him

by Xwoman487 September 25, 2024

stfuattmlaglb

This means shut the fuck up and talk to me like a good little boy.

You need to stfuattmlaglb, you're being disrespectful.

by jamalhandcock February 13, 2026

Strabo's Law

"The more anti-White a woman is, the greater the chance is that she's dating a White guy."

First coined by preeminent Twitter scholar Jim Strabo.

Person 1: "Did you see that Ketanji Brown Jackson is married to a white dude?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's a perfect example of Strabo's Law."
Basil: "Wait, don't you mean Basil's Law?"
Both Persons: "No."

by Not Jim Strabo February 13, 2025

Straddle, straUddle, straddlE

Straddle, straUddle, straddlE

Straddle, straUddle, straddlE

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

Stra

A word to describe the energy that is given off by either action or appearance

"Hey David you look so stra today"

by John legends ballsack March 27, 2025

Stracks, strAcks, strackS

Stracks, strAcks, strackS

Stracks, strAcks, strackS

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Stfuapma

An acronym that stands for "Shut the fuck up and pound my ass"

Typically used after somebody has ranted about a good point to bluntly share ones feelings.

Craig: So, im just saying that microtransactions should be reserved for freemium games, except for dlc content
James: good point, but please Stfuapma
Craig: Alr

by TempName August 11, 2025