Stradle

A combination of cradle and shake as you would a baby. Like cradle but with a lively bounce.

1. My 14 year old son is too big for me to stradle him. 2. I want to stradle that baby.

by Daddy Darkside July 14, 2025

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Stradihsmus

It’s like strabismus the condition with the wandering eye but you do it while getting the dih. That stupid shit the porn actresses all do with their eye reactions that makes them look retarded when they’re getting their guts absolutely puréed in order to get their videos viral these days.

“Bro who’s your fave 🌽 star?”
“Ehhh call me a little old school but I like Carter Cruise”
“Hold up ain’t she the one that started the stradihsmus trend that they all do now to make it look like they’re getting cracked real good?”
“Yurrr that’s the one 🙂 ↕️”

by Daddy's Patties September 27, 2025

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dirty straddle

When a male is taking a shit, the female climbs on and rides his dick. While riding his dick she also shits between his legs straight into the toilet. Thus resulting in a dirty straddle.

Guy: "I have to shit and I'm horny."
Girl: "Me too."
Guy: "Want to dirty straddle?"
Girl: "Hell yeah!"

by WestSide Homedogs September 10, 2016

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