Sprankle

Similar to sprinkle but specific to the act of self pleasure - To Sprankle - the act of dribbling or wiping a small and disappointing cubic capacity of ejaculate upon a partner, curtain or carpet following a period of masturbation

Upon a self induced sexual climax - he produced less than half a teaspoon of semen which he then proceeded to sprankle upon her

by El-Trumperos October 27, 2025

slut sprinkles

std's (consisting of herpes and gonorrhea) that sluts sprinkle around the town while they fuck everything that walks.

"man, i think i got those slut sprinkles from that girl last night."

by megustaass August 20, 2011

Dolphin Sprinkles

referring to the splashes made during hot tub coitis.

Man, Susan was riding me so hard in the tub last night! The water was undulating so much giving mad dolphin sprinkles.

by Scoobyjew July 20, 2015

Gnome Sprinkles

n. urban dictionary words and definitions that contain superior language that reveals a truth or piece of wisdom.

Wow! That word/definition is covered in Gnome Sprinkles.

by randomglowstick November 23, 2015

Von strangle

A buff guy with no smarts also is abusive

Jorgen can lift heavy weights but cant pick his grades up. That guy's such a Von strangle.

by Mr. Eap November 30, 2017

meat sprinkles

Bacon bits

I like meat sprinkles on my maple bar

PASS ME THE MEAT SPRINKLES!!!!!!!

by Lovethemeat December 6, 2017

agent sprinkles

AN AGENT WHO IS GOOD AT SNEAKING AND IS THE NEXT JAMES BOND.

I HEARD AGENT SPRINKLES SNUCK OUT TO HANG WITH JOEY THE BUG IN THE PARK!

by SARGENT FLUFF June 11, 2019